Um, excuse me sir

February 2012

1 post

Valentines Day

I’m being a sport as usual because I still have never had a valentine. But thats not the point.

You drunk dialed me AT 3:45AM because you are sad. Please please excuse me, sir. You’ve already screwed up, and I let that one go…kinda, but calling me and saying if that if you had known that I would be alone that you would have taken me out.

Feb 15, 2012

January 2012

1 post

Um, excuse me sir, you call me while I’m at another party. 

You whine at me for not being at your party yet and say “I’m getting really upset that you aren’t here”

I ain’t yours

Jan 29, 2012

July 2011

2 posts

Blockbuster

• (Scene: Blockbuster guy has been trying to hit on me while I pick through their clearance selection, because like all blockbusters, they are going out of business.)
• At the cash register:
• Blockbuster worker: You got somebody to watch all these movies with?
• Me: Of course! (a lie. I watch these on my computer alone in my room)
• Blockbuster worker: oh, haha ok
• Me: Why?
• Blockbuster worker: Oh I'd just have a suggestion for somebody (meaning himself)
• Me: oOoh…yeah, I have a fella to watch movies with (yeah, my dad)
• Blockbuster worker: hmm alright, your total is…
• It was good line, but you're not my type. Sorry guy.
• They say beggars can't be choosers. So I don't beg. I just do all the choosin'

Jul 26, 2011

Music Taste

tonight I got lectured by a guy (who I wasn’t even on a date with) about how  ”our relationship cannot go any further until we settle certain disputes on musical taste.”

When I said, “I really don’t give a fuck if you like the music I like” he looked really hurt but continued to argue with me about Connor Oberst’s voice (that is still annnoying) 

So, um, excuse me, sir. 

Jul 10, 2011

March 2011

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February 2011

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Feb 28, 2011